Welcome to This is Heaps Good, where we take privacy as seriously as a cat takes orders. In other words, we’re committed to protecting your personal information but we’ll do it with a dash of humor.
What We Collect
We may collect your email address if you subscribe to our newsletter. Don’t worry, we won’t spam you with cat videos (although, that might be tempting). We’ll only send you updates about new blog posts and the occasional meow-mentous announcement.
We also use cookies to make your browsing experience purr-fect. We use them to remember your preferences, such as whether you prefer cats or dogs (we won’t judge you if it’s dogs). And no, we’re not talking about the edible kind of cookies, although we wish we were.
We also love reading your visitor comments, so feel free to share your thoughts and opinions. However, we’ll moderate them to ensure they’re not offensive, harmful, or too doggone weird.
We use Google Analytics to analyze our website traffic and improve our content. It’s like a vet checkup for our website, but without the paw-prints on the floor. We may also show Google Adsense ads on our website, but don’t worry, we won’t show you ads for flea medication (unless you really want us to).
Embedded Content
Sometimes we might embed content from other websites, such as cat videos from YouTube or dog memes from Instagram. These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content. We can’t control their actions, but we promise we won’t betray our feline loyalty by sharing your personal information with them.
Requesting Your Data
If you want to know what personal information we’ve collected about you (we promise it’s not much), just send us a message. We’ll do our best to respond quickly, but please be patient because sometimes we like to take naps in the sun. We’ll also delete your data upon request, but we’ll miss you (and your cat or dog).
In conclusion, we take your privacy seriously, but we won’t take ourselves too seriously. Thank you for reading our humorous privacy policy and for trusting us with your personal information. We promise to take good care of it, just like we take care of our furry friends.